EveryJoe » Travis Hafner http://www.everyjoe.com Sports News - Tech Reviews - Entertainment - Life Tips for EveryJoe Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:52:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 “Chairman, That is Pronk-rageous” http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/chairman-that-is-pronk-rageous-228/ http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/chairman-that-is-pronk-rageous-228/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:29:52 +0000 Albert Bianchi http://www.dejuiced.com/mlb/chairman-that-is-pronk-rageous Post from: EveryJoe

“Chairman, That is Pronk-rageous”

]]> Travis Hafner has a fantastic nickname. It’s not one of those silly abbreviation nicknames. No, no T-Haf here. No sir, Travis Hafner is Pronk. In the minors, Hafner had two nicknames: Project and Donkey. Project Donkey already being a successful reality show on Bravo, the two names were combined to the sublime Pronk. I find Pronk to be an especially entertaining nickname because it kind of seems like a dirty verb. Pronking just sounds like something one wouldn’t do in polite society.

To my delight, the always outrageous Onion News Network has examined the versatility of the word Pronk. It’s hilariously Pronk-surd.

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“Chairman, That is Pronk-rageous”

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