Shell Game

– Now That’s What I Call A Slow News Day –
Researchers recently announced they had discovered a rare soft-shell turtle that had previously been thought to be extinct. The turtle was discovered in northern Vietnam and was believed to have been planted by the C.I.A. in early 1975, only a few months before the fall of Saigon.
The turtle showed no visible signs of torture but researchers said it was too early to say what type of impact living on the run crawl has had on the turtle’s mental condition.
Scientists found the turtle, unshaven and wearing a headband, in its traditional …read more