English Chrono Trigger DS Trailer

After 13 long years…
The wheels of time begin to turn anew.
We’re not counting that “adaptation” we coughed up for Final Fantasy Chronicles because whoa-ho-hoa!
Do not fear. Lessons have since been learned.
Sakaguchi’s Torture Room is a harsh mistress.
A harsh, leather-clad mistress that makes my loins grow warm—
(Sounds of shuffling and a scuffle. From afar, a muted command: “Someone unchain the intern and put him to work. This trailer was supposed to be translated two days ago.”)
…
…When I’m sleep-deprived, I make up conspiracy theories.