After three hours of closed door meetings, the U.N. Security Council failed to agree on the proper response to North Korea’s recent rocket launch which pretty much everyone agreed was a violation of U.N. resolutions.

The U.S. and Japan had called for the meeting and termed the North Korean action “a provocative act.”

After failing to make any headway about what to do, Security Council members decided to take a break and attend a New York show by the Pussycat Dolls.

Security council members Libya and Uganda called the Pussycat Dolls performance “a provocative act.”

In a rare show of solidarity, Security Council members appeared to agree on the proper response to the act.

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North Korean Missile Update

Exports of Lunesta and other over-the-counter sleep medications dropped to a record low this week after the U.S. and other nations protested the launch of a North Korean rocket and … wait for it … wait for it … threatened to go to the United Nations!

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Oh, no … not the U.N.!

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“Maybe you also send us to bed without dessert,” said Kim Jong-Il to roars of laughter from Cabinet members. “I’d be more worried if you promised to give me, uh … how do you Americans say? … a ‘major wedgie.’”

The press conference was cut short at that point due to concerns that the North Korean president could start to hyperventilate.

In a related story, North Korea was said to be preparing for future rocket launches by stockpiling large supplies of Diet Coke and Mentos.

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Lunesta Exports To N. Korea At Record Low