C-Rod on A-Rod: Madonna’s Kabbalah Brainwashed Him

So here we are, sitting in our room at the Mercer and waiting out a rain delay for the Federer–Nadal final at Wimbledon. (Psst—speaking of Wimbledon, Venus Williams proved for the fifth time that she’s Queen of Centre Court). Since we’re headed to enemy territory—you know, a Sox-Yanks game at Yankee Stadium—we’re passing the time by focusing on the misfortune of our least favorite pinstriped third baseman, Alex Rodriguez.
Get ready for a divorce spelled U-G-L-Y. Us Magazine reports that Cynthia Rodriguez, A-Rod’s soon-to-be ex, blames Kabbalah for her husband’s Madonna infatuation. There are also whispers of a do-people-actually-write-things-like-this letter from the MLB star to Madge …read more