Eva Longoria Passes Gas, Keeps the Mystery

From Eva Longoria’s lips to US Weekly’s ready ears comes the following no-need-to-elaborate quote on the looker’s domestic life with hubby and San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker. (Yours truly spotted this in the mag at the gym last night just before the tush-kicking personal trainer acted like we were in boot camp met with us for an hour.)
Anyhoo, quotes like this are the reason “TMI” came into the vocabulary of American pop culture: 
“We’re still in the honeymoon phase. I love him—but I don’t fart in front of him! I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”
Nice thought. However, given that such sensual insight has been published in …read more