Anyhoo, quotes like this are the reason “TMI” came into the vocabulary of American pop culture: 

“We’re still in the honeymoon phase. I love him—but I don’t fart in front of him! I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”

Nice thought. However, given that such sensual insight has been published in a nationwide celebrity tabloid, it’s a smidge less mysterious.

Now everyone is picturing the cutie pie Desperate Housewives star flirting and nuzzling with Tony and then letting ‘em rip the second he leaves the room for a bathroom break or something. Or at least, everyone reading this post will envision said scenario . . .

Never let it be said that we don’t do our part to help celebrities overshare.

Post from: EveryJoe

Eva Longoria Passes Gas, Keeps the Mystery