So you’ve started playing Halo 3. If you’re halfway around the world like I am, you probably haven’t finished your single-player campaign yet because you just got your copy the other day, and you have other things to do with your life other than play the game or fight with Master Chief because he’s into your gurl.
Fear not! We got some vehicle survival tips for the n00bs (myself included). Read the wisdom after the jump.

Microsoft may be laughing its way to the bank thanks to Bungie’s game-making abilities, but don’t ask these guys to drive a Warthog in real life.

Peter Jackson would have a fit when he sees what these guys did to his movie prop.