When Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen said they didn’t want photographers at their wedding, they were serious! They hired some large (and armed) bodyguards who, according to People, “opened fire on some press photographers.” The body guards told a couple photogs to get lost, and then fired at least one bullet into the “rear window of an SUV and then through the front windshield.”

Looks like Tom and Gisele probably won’t have to spend their honeymoon in the clinker since it’s unlikely they will be held responsible.
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Are a pair of NFL quarterbacks getting ready to take the plunge into marital bliss with their respective honeys?
FOX Sports passes along some Chicago-based dish that injured New England Patriots quarterback—no, we’re not over it, so leave us alone—Tom Brady and supermodel arm charm and bling-seller Gisele Bundchen may soon be swapping vows.

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Will they honeymoon with Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, also rumored to be interested in a walk down the aisle? According to the Chicago-Sun Times (what’s with Chicago and NFL gossip lately?), the Texas twosome was on the bright-and-shiny object prowl …read more

And the blessings rain down from the Blog Deities as weekend reports indicate that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo remain our favorite athlete-celeb hookup. Just the other day conflicting reports emerged about the twosome’s togetherness (and we know false rumors about celebrity break-ups hardly ever happen!).
People.com reports that the two were snapped out and about prior to the shotgun wedding sacred nuptials of little sis Ashlee Simpson and hoodie-lovin’ Pete Wentz.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo head to preparations for Ashlee’s wedding, pre-PDA. 
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Ashlee’s Big Day served as a PDA-fest for Jess and Tony, effectively quelling rumors that …read more

New York Giants QB and Super Bowl Lucky Duck Eli Manning and his longtime sweetie Abby McGrew got married at a sunset beachside ceremony in Mexico on Saturday. And here we thought those pictures of a less-than-100%-sober Manning that hit the blogosphere would have given her cold feet.

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Manning proposed last March in Hoboken, NJ, which raises the question, “Why would a guy ask for his honey’s hand in marriage in Hoboken?” . . . a worthy query that has yet to be answered.
But we digress, because we have another important question. What was the minister getting at …read more