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Treasury Sec’y Geithner Says Other CEOs Could Be Forced Out, Cites Need For Gov’t To Do ‘Exceptional Things’
Claims Administration Is Committed But ‘It Will Be Difficult’ To Change Economy To Total Socialism In Under A Year

“I’m just saying, you’re going to want to protect your balls through this whole process…”
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Have It Your Way
Dude Trying To Rob Burger King Shot By Pistol-Packing Customer

One Whopper, hold your fire…
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Newspaper Revitalization Act To Allow Newspapers to Operate as Non-Profits for Educational Purposes
New ‘National Enquirer’ Science Text To Include Two-Headed Monkey Boy and Reincarnated Elvis
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