GTA IV: Will It Blend?

What’s the best console on which to enjoy Grand Theft Auto IV? The Playstation 3? The Xbox 360? The real answer is a Blendtec Blender.
The white-coated Tom Dickson has made Blendtec Blenders famous on YouTube by blending anything he can get his hands on (keep your babies close). This has included several games—and even consoles—over the years.
Dickson is irritated with GTA IV, but not in the manner of a typical old person (”Kids are violent because of game tapes and the news told me to be scared of them and my false teeth huuuuuurt!”). Rather, he’s annoyed that Nico is …read more