Check out the Top 11 list by eTrueSports, which we think is great despite the noticeable absence of a Britney Spears tongue-wrestling joke.

Top Eleven Things A-Rod and Madonna Can Do Together

11.  Polish A-Rod’s batting helmet 
 

10.  Work on double play with Gwyneth

9.   Jet to Paris to have cordial, can’t-we-be-friends dinner with Lenny and Cyn

8.   Get right to work on their Dancing With The Stars routines

7.   How about a game of “Switch Hitter?”  

6.   Torch the publisher’s warehouse where copies of Chris Ciccone’s book “Life With My Sister Madonna” are stored

5.  Play a little Hotbox and Fungo

4.   Begin writing Material Girl Meets Material Boy

3.   Practice on Alex’s Infield Fly, being careful not to get too sticky and sweet

2.   While watching A League of Their Own, fast (4x) forward through Madonna’s baseball scenes

1.   Hot oil their gloves

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11 Ways Madonna and A-Rod Could Play Together