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Age of Conan Yatzee Review

Amy Tucker — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:38:10 +0000

I have no intention of playing this game. Not gonna do it. I’m not particularly fond of Arnold Schwarzenegger and that unfondness [is that a word?] bleeds over into my perception of this game. I know it’s not fair but I can’t help it. Cut me some slack.

MMORPG gave Age of Conan the distinction of “Most Anticipated Game of 2007″ so maybe it doesn’t suck nearly as bad I figure it will and as Yahtzee seems to think it does. Or, maybe he loved it but I just haven’t had enough coffee yet to get the obtuse jokes.

Whatever. Watch the video and decide for yourself.

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Age of Conan Yatzee Review

Alone in the Dark Video Review

Amy Tucker — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:27:21 +0000

Well…I think Yahtzee almost liked it…maybe.

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Alone in the Dark Video Review

Metal Gear Solid 4 Yahtzee Review

Amy Tucker — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:17:26 +0000

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Metal Gear Solid 4 Yahtzee Review

Yahtzee Finally Kills Haze for Me

Amy Tucker — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:51:26 +0000

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Yahtzee Finally Kills Haze for Me

Yahtzee Takes on Oblivion

Amy Tucker — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:04:29 +0000

I think the first time that I mentioned Oblivion was on my personal blog back last July.

I was hooked like a freakin’ bass and just couldn’t put the stupid game down. When Tucker told me that Yahtzee had reviewed Oblivion, the first thing I did was roll my eyes since I know of Yahtzee’s rather vague dislike of RPGs…well, JRPGs anyway. Once I watched the video review, I’m left agreeing with several of his points like the voice acting and trite dialogue but all in all I enjoyed the game and still take it out and play with it on occasion.

Watch the video and agree or disagree with what Yatzee has to say. I figure if you love Oblivion as much as I did/do then nothing that Yahtzee says is going to really change your mind.

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Yahtzee Takes on Oblivion

God of War: Chains of Olympus Review by Yahtzee

Amy Tucker — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:05:06 +0000

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God of War: Chains of Olympus Review by Yahtzee

Yahtzee Croshaw Reviews Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Amy Tucker — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:01:51 +0000

Me thinks he didn’t like the game.

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Yahtzee Croshaw Reviews Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Condemned 2: Bloodshot

Amy Tucker — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:11:59 +0000

My favorite part is when he starts ranting about Indigo Prophecy.

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Condemned 2: Bloodshot

No More Heroes

Amy Tucker — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:17:49 +0000

Maybe I’d get the game if I had a Wii. Let me know if the games sucks cause after watching this review, I’m kind of on the fence.

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No More Heroes

Yahtzee Thinks Crysis is Pretty

Amy Tucker — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:59:09 +0000

Since there’s no way in hell that I will ever be able to play Crysis since my PC would cry like a bitch slapped baby and then explode into flames, I present to you Yahtzee’s review for this week. He thought the game was pretty and I like the title screen song.

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Yahtzee Thinks Crysis is Pretty