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T-shirt courtesy of Threadless

A lot of people have ‘bothersoms’. For example, some people have a ‘thing’ about sharing deodorant. That is what I call a bothersome. Well i have many bothersomes, but one of them is sharing soap. If i’m showering, I would like to have my own soap that no one else uses. These days it’s very rare that people use bars of soap, they are more into the luffa’s with shower gel than a bar of soap. Even still, then don’t ever use my loffa. Everyone should use their own. I don’t understand why anyone thinks it natural and alright to share soap. That soap goes in places that no one else does, why would you want to share something like that?

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This year is different though. I was thrilled when I hear my first Christmas tune. Instant joy. Christmas gives me such a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. You all of a sudden think about family, friends, cozy houses with fires, Christmas decorations, the smell of pine tress, warm beverages. Speaking of warm beverages, I have to put the red Starbucks on my list as well for great Christmas reminders. The day I saw that red cup, I knew the countdown was on.

My parents also already bought my advent calendar for this year! I still do one every year, and before I know it, it will Be Dec. 1st and I will have to open the first little window and eat my very first chocolate of the month! Yes, I am still a big kid, and when it comes around Christmas time, it really shows. How can you not be a kid at Christmas time? It’s so easy and makes it so much more fun. So yes I still believe in Santa because if you don’t, you are just ruining the spirit of Christmas for those around you, and yourself. It doesn’t take much to use your imagination, and when you do, you won’t regret it!

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This shirt is a little more R-rated than children tapping on a glass because this shirt is not implying tapping on glass…

T-shirt courtesy of Snorgtees

What is that expression supposed to mean anyways. ‘I’d tap that’? Obviously the intentions are clear, but does it really make sense? Not really, You don’t really ‘tap’ anything? It’s just a voice of expression on expressing ones sex appeal. Kind of like by saying you would ‘tap’ that you have approval. It’s definitely only the male population that uses that expression thanks god.

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So what do you guys think about this Halloween T below?

T-shirt courtesy of neatorama.com

Boring right? She thinks she can get away with it beacuse she has big boobs? Just the fact that it says this is my Halloween costume with perky breasts makes this costume ok? I don’t think so.

That’s another reason why Halloween really bothers me. It is just an excuse for girls to get dressed up all slutty and show their tummies and legs and anything else that might ‘pop’ out. I know the guys love it, but seriously, every year Halloween gets more and more slutty. That is why anyone over 19 loves this holiday so much. They know they are going to get to see a lot of skin, and it’s like the girls compete with each other on who can be more slutty and look the hottest.

That’s why I go the opposite direction and have the least flattering outfit. Can’t get much more hidden than a massive silver cylinder around you. Although, I have to admit, I will be wearing this keg with knee high stiletto boots…

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My brother in law is one of these guys. Rolls his eyes when we are all talking about it and then when we are planning who’s house to watch it at this week etc, then when it’s on he is the one that ’shush’s’ people up. “Shhhhh be quiet it’s on! I can’t hear!”

So what is it about guys thinking if they watch shows like this that part of their manly hood is stripped? It’s not even really that of a girly show compared to Gossip Girl and all of those. There is blood, accidents, sex, fighting, hot girls…so why can’t guys enjoy it as much as girls?!

If a guy was wearing this shirt, it would definitly catch my attention. I know it’s more of a joke, but a guy that can admit that he enjoys greys PLUS actually really enjoy grey’s is a guy I could be with!

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T-shirt courtesy of Threadless

When people usually use the term ‘my better half’ they are talking about their significant other. I never have understood this. If they are your significant other, they aren’t half of you, the would be ‘my better whole’, because they are a whole other person. I know metaphorically they are talking about them ‘completing’ you but still. You are still one person, and they are a whole other person, therefore, ‘my better whole’.

Then there are always the identical twins. I always thought what it would be like to be an identical twin. I used to think I would like it beacuse you would be such great friends, but really, you don’t need to be an identical twin to be best friends with your siblings, that can happen even if you don’t look the same. In fact, if I had an identical twin, I would probably drive myself crazy having to compare myself all the time. Who looks better, who is wearing a better outfit, who’s hair is nicer tonight, which one of us did our make up better. Wow that was exhausting just even thinking about.

As twins, you wouldn’t necesarily label your twin ‘the better half’ but you would try to blame your mistakes on them. You always see that in tv shows and movies, I wonder if it actualyl has ever worked in real life.

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Then there is this bear right here. Massive big black bear and looks so harmless, just wanting some honey.

T-shirt courtesy of Threadless

Do bears really adore honey or is that just a myth because of Winnie the Pooh. Clearly they love all sweet stuff but would they really be able to tell the difference between sugar and honey? “Oh yumm…those campers have honey – my fav!”

Do you know what is even more adorable than this shirt? The fact that it comes in baby sizes!!!

T-shirt courtesy of Threadless

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T-shirt courtesy of Monsieurpoulet

Candy always means celebration. It’s such a treat. First of all, I don’t think there is anyone who doesn’t like candy. Sure, there may be some people who don’t have a sweet tooth and that’s ok. Weird, but ok. But even if you don’t have a sweet tooth, you can’t possibly not like every single kind of candy. There are tons of kinds of candy out there. Gummies, sugar ones, jellybeans, licorice, bon bons, what are bon bons anyways. I thought bon bons were just candy in french, but I think bon bons are actually stereotyped as the ‘hard’ candies. The one you have to suck.

My favorite candies are the gummies without the sugar. Like gummy worms, gummy bears, ju jubes, etc. If I was a solider battling in war and a green ju jub dropped right in front of me I’d be in heaven. All my problems would definitely fly.

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