Dropping Candies

If only it were that easy. Drop candies instead of bombs. Not a bad idea. For one, it would distract people. Soldiers would be confused, forget about war all of a sudden because their tummies would start to grumble, realize they are still alive and didn’t blow up by an explosive, and celebrate with candy! It’s like a war pinata!

T-shirt courtesy of Monsieurpoulet

Candy always means celebration. It’s such a treat. First of all, I don’t think there is anyone who doesn’t like candy. Sure, there may be some people who don’t have a sweet tooth and that’s ok. Weird, but ok. But even if you don’t have a sweet tooth, you can’t possibly not like every single kind of candy. There are tons of kinds of candy out there. Gummies, sugar ones, jellybeans, licorice, bon bons, what are bon bons anyways. I thought bon bons were just candy in french, but I think bon bons are actually stereotyped as the ‘hard’ candies. The one you have to suck.

My favorite candies are the gummies without the sugar. Like gummy worms, gummy bears, ju jubes, etc. If I was a solider battling in war and a green ju jub dropped right in front of me I’d be in heaven. All my problems would definitely fly.