Men Being Cocky

What is it with men being cocky. No matter what they think of themselves, even if they think very little of themselves, being cocky is always the easy route out. Ok so it’s funny sometimes, but it’s just easy humor. It is one big inside joke for all you fellows. The size, the looks, the humor. Charm us with something else. This shirt is just the icing on the cake.

T-shirt courtesy of Snorgtees

First of all, whatever it is you’ve got going on there i don’t care how great it is, you still need pants. You are not doing any girl a favour by walking around pantless. I hate to break it to you guys, but it doesn’t paint the prettiest of pictures. You guys act as if it’s one big sculpture and everyone should ooo and aww and think it’s nice to look at. Well guys, it’s not.

You know what would make this shirt popular? If instead of it being a shirt it was a pair of  ladies pants and on the pants it read:

“With a pair of pants like this, who needs a shirt?

Now that is what is going to get people to look twice.