Spying’s Creepy

Ok so as clever as this shirt is, it’s a little creepy. I love the concept but it actually looks so real which is what makes it a little scary. This person inside the house has obviously shut all the blinds so that not even a stream of light is shining through. I wonder what he/she (not certain about the gender of this individual, that’s how well he/she is hidden so lets just call it it) is hiding from? Maybe ‘it’ is about to commit a terrible murder, and wants to take one more peek outside to make sure no one is watching or nothing suspicious is going on. Maybe ‘it’ is waiting for someone to come home so that ‘it’ can do something terrible to that person.

T-shirt courtesy of UrbanOutfitters

Or maybe ‘it’ is not going to do anything wrong at all! Maybe there is a surprise party and ‘it’ is taking watch to wait for the birthday persons arrival so that ‘it’ can tell everyone in the room to be quiet! Or, if the ‘it’ is a guy, maybe he’s going to propose and has laid out a rose petal pathway up to the bedroom and is waiting for his girlfriend to come home so he can do a massive romantic proposal. Maybe ‘it’ is just trying to play hide and seek and wants to make sure is fully hidden. In any event, spying is pretty creepy whether ‘it’ is about to propose or going to commit a murder. This person looks way to mysterious and I don’t like it because i can’t tell what ‘it’ is thinking.

If you see anyone ever wear this shirt, beware. Although, I do kind of like it. If it goes on sale…I’d buy it. Maybe.