I Heart Michael Jackson
July 2, 2009 by Franca Schulte
Filed under crooked monkey
Well that didn’t take long at all. CrookedMonkey.com has already released t-shirts in memory of MJ and our love for the king. Kind of sad to think about it isn’t it? It always takes someone to die for them to be appreciated more than when they were alive. It was so easy to poke fun of him when he was a live and how weird he was, but as soon as something tragic happens, we aren’t laughing anymore are we.
I think it’s great that we honor Michael Jackson, I just think we do it in the wrong ways. MJ’s music …read more
Keg Stand
May 27, 2009 by Franca Schulte
Filed under Tee of the Day!
So thanks to my dad I have a bit of a reputation. Chugging reputation that is. There is something about my dad, where he can just open his gullet, and let all the beer pour down within seconds. So thanks to him, I have inherited the same gene Don’t get me wrong, I’m not upset about this talent of mine, it is quite the party trick I tell ya.
So of course my chugging abilities got a bit to my head, so the first time I saw this thing called a ‘Keg Stand’, i thought my name was written …read more
The One Thing Everyone’s Good At…
May 12, 2009 by Franca Schulte
Filed under crooked monkey
Napping. It’s something that you don’t have to be good at, or bad at, you don’t have to think about it, or make a big deal about it – you just do it! All those people out there that say they don’t nap or they don’t need naps is bull. Everyone loves a good nap and whether you think you need it or not, they are the most delightful thing in the world. Sleep is important. We almost spend about half of our lives sleeping – who says we don’t need it. A lot of people seem to think it …read more
Facebook Stalker
May 6, 2009 by Franca Schulte
Filed under Tee of the Day!
Is the word facebook even in the dictionary yet? Because if not it should definitly go into the 2010 addition. The word ‘facebook’ has even become a verb with us when talking to friend or when meeting someone know. “Hey – I’ll ‘facebook’ you”. Which really means, you should be expecting a message on your facebook account from whoever said that. Unless they were just saying that to get out of the conversation you were having. So if someone says that to you and you don’t get a message, then they know they don’t actually like you.
Facebook has actually turned …read more






