You can always count on there being a fish tank in a doctors office, dentist office, or any really offices that need to have a large waiting room. And sure enough, you can always count on the little kids standing on a chair beside it tapping at the fish. It wasn’t before I saw the movie ‘Finding Nemo’ before I actually thought about what the fish actually do hear inside. That’s some thick glass. So even though on our end it isn’t loud, the vibrations going on inside are probably unbearable.
This shirt is a little more R-rated than children tapping …read more

It seems like it was only yesterday when the excitement started about the new ‘timbit’ craze. What are these small balls of dough you say? Well, they are the middle of the doughnut! The middle of the doughnut had to go somewhere! Why waste the middle when it tastes so delicious. Why not turn them into something useful?
So the brilliant idea was born. Lets make the inside of the doughnut a mini doughnut itself and call it a timbit! The interesting thing about this though, is that timbits over the years have gradually gotten bigger and bigger to the point …read more

What is it with men being cocky. No matter what they think of themselves, even if they think very little of themselves, being cocky is always the easy route out. Ok so it’s funny sometimes, but it’s just easy humor. It is one big inside joke for all you fellows. The size, the looks, the humor. Charm us with something else. This shirt is just the icing on the cake.
First of all, whatever it is you’ve got going on there i don’t care how great it is, you still need pants. You are not doing any girl a favour by …read more

I used to think I was an amazing poet. English is definitely not my favourite subject, but when it came to learning how to rhyme, I thought i was the queen. All you had to do is write a line, and the next line had to rhyme with the last word of the first line. How simple is that?

Well, I now realize it’s a little bit more complicated than that. Sure if you rhyme is all flows nicely, but it has to have a little bit more of a meaning, and the poem has to tell a story.
So a couple …read more

You have just had a wonderful day and are trying to say goodbye, but ‘bye’ just won’t cut it. So what do you say? What a fun, chirpy, and corny way to say goodbye.  “See you later Alligator – Not for a while Crocodile”.
I used to use this expression all the time, ok…I still do. It’s fun yet so simple. So what’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator. I realize that the alligator is the one saying ‘later’, and the crocodile will not see the alligator for a while, but really who’s who.
In this instance the croc is …read more

When you are Mario, all you want to do is get big. You don’t want the stupid flower power to chuck fireballs, those are useless. You either want the feather to make you fly with your brand new cape, a 1up, or a mushroom. Mario looks far more handsome when he is big. When that mushroom pops out of the question mark, you couldn’t me more happy.
So what about in real life? No thank you. If there was a question mark up ahead and I knew a mushroom was awaiting, i would just ignore it. I am one of those …read more

I think I have only met about 4 people in my life who don’t like peanut butter. Those 4 people, plus anyone who is allergic to nuts, my heart goes out to you. Peanut Butter is one of the most delicious things ever, and when paired with his best pal Jam (or Jelly if you will) you have something even more delicious. You have the sticky and thick from peanut butter but then complimented with a light and sweet taste, the two of them together are just made for each other.

I can honestly say that Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches …read more

I have a phone, that has a camera, so I have a camera phone right? Wrong. It’s a little more complicated than that. Or is it?
So my dad just this past weekend found out that his camera has video. “Hey guess what! Did you know my camera has video? I can take a video – with sound!” No way Dad…you’re kidding! He only has the exact same model as mine but the upgraded version! He has had it for almost four years! How is that possible. I know we are a new generation, but I just don’t understand how hard …read more

My friend and I were over at my family home last week taking in some R&R. We rented a whole bunch of movies, bought a whole bunch of food, and only packed our comfy clothes. Best idea we’ve had in a long time, because my Dad was super excited for us to be coming home so made sure he fully stocked the fridge with food and wine and prepared for our arrival.
We got home and opened the fridge, and the first thing we saw was a massive block of Gouda. We aren’t talking about a block just fitting into one …read more

Ok, so I thought it being Saturday and all, mid-weekend, this shirt would be appropriate. It’s simple, yet adorable and quite fitting. I would never wear a shirt like this on a Saturday night, but would love to see it on someone else!

Two nails, two friends, wanting to get hammered. Enough said right? The funny part is is that there is deeper meaning to this all. How do you feel the morning after? Like a hammer has pounded your head! They might be all smiles here now, but not tomorrow they won’t be! They will tell themselves that they will …read more