T-shirt courtesy of Snorgtees

So what about in real life? No thank you. If there was a question mark up ahead and I knew a mushroom was awaiting, i would just ignore it. I am one of those ‘big kids’ who I don’t think will ever grow up. I was even in Toys R Us the other day and I was just as excitied as if it were my 8th birthday. Man that place has choice. Sure I don’t play with dolls anymore or anything, but if I were still at that point in my life, I would be going crazy in that store. They don’t only just have the dolls that poop or blink, now they have dolls that cry when they are hungry, walk by themselves, geeze I wouldn’t be surprised if you could buy a doll that throws spaghetti on the wall.

The point is is that if you don’t want to grow up, then you never really have to. There are plenty of things to keep you young, and no one ever told you to grow up quickly. If they did, that’s just wrong. Stay away from those mushrooms I tell ya and don’t ever let that kid inside you escape!

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You know what else made you feel cool? If you knew how to fix something. These days if a computer or system or anything breaks down, i’m not even going to try to fix it because I know it’s more complicated than I could ever imagine. Back in the old Nintendo days, all you had to do was give it a simple blow. Machine go fuzzy and the game isn’t starting? No problem, open up the box and give it a blow. Is the game frozen and giving you a blinking screen? No problem, eject the old school game and give it a blow just like so.

T-shirt courtesy of NerdyShirts.com

Do you remember how simple that was? Because these games WERE simple! Why did we have to get so technical and keep on making one system better than the other. Now you have so ship the entire system away for it to be replaced because inside that machine there are oodles and oodles of wires and buttons and god knows what else.

The other day I was at my friends boyfriends house and he was playing Xbox and all of a sudden yelled out a massive scream. He ran over to his computer and started to type something in. We were waiting for an explanation but all we saw was a flashing red light. He was going ballistic and then let out another scream. This time his scream was not just an ‘ahhh’ it was a “THE RING OF DEATH”!

What the hell is a ring of death? Apparently for all you game users out there will probably know what I am talking about, but with all Xbox systems apparently there is like a disease it can catch called the Ring of Death? And it is a known fact! My friends boyfriend had ran over to the computer to type something into Google what had happened during his game (the screen had just gone blank) and immediately he had thousands of Google hits telling him that he had been hit by “The Ring Of Death’. My times have changed. This is a known condition through all XBox’s and people are aware that it a default in their system and if they get the Ring of Death they automatically get a new system.

This was a massive deal, he called up his friend told him he had the ring of death and his friend knew exactly what he meant. His friend let out a sign and said don’t worry, I will bring mine over. Problem solved, they could continue playing hockey or whatever it was they were playing and waited for his fresh system to arrive.

Whatever happen to just blowing in the system. Could a blow not fix The Ring of Death?

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Did you do it? Of course you did! Because there is writing on the shirt and you want to read what it says. The fact that the writing is on it’s side makes you extra suspicious and you are just dying to know what it says. Well you are wrong, it says something to make you look like an idiot. Funny catch though. I think this shirt is hilarious. You are the one wearing the shirt, but you are not the one that looks like an idiot because you’re not the one tilting your head. I actually wonder if I was wearing this shirt for the day, how many tilting heads I would get. If I ever get the chance to experiment, I will let you know. I would wear it with pride and actually count every time a person walks by me and tilts their head. This would be a very fun game for me!

There are tons more funny shirts where this one came from.

Courtesy of  Snorgtees

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Mount & Do Me. The reason why this is so hilarious other than the obvious is because a while back there was a rumor going around that Mountain Dew supposedly decreased men’s sperm count. What a hilarious rumor to be going around, but I’m telling you, I heard it when i was in high school and we all believed it. I think we just believed it though because it was funny to believe. It was also funny to make fun of any of the boys who were carrying around a Mountain Dew at the time. After seeing this t-shirt, I re-lived this rumor and thought to myself now a days with google, there has got to be something on ‘Mountain Dew decreases sperm’ and sure enough there were tons of entries. Who would have thought it would be such a popular topic.  While looking it up, I also happend to come across a new rumor that not only does Mountain Dew decrease sperm count, but it also creates ’shrinkage’. Don’t worry though guys, it’s false alarm. Moutain Dew does not decrease your sperm, or cause your you know what to shrink. Curious to read more? Just google it!

Courtesy of Funny T-Shirts

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It all started with chalk drawings in the subways of New York. His bold lines and active figures is are consistent throughout his work to represent life and unity. Keith was diagnosed with AIDS in 1988. The Keith Haring foundation was established in 1989 and continues to provide funding to AIDS organizations and children’s programs. Sadly Keith died of an HIV related disease in 1990 but left well remembered by his beautiful art creations. His story is truly touching.

One of my friends was wearing a Keith Haring shirt the other day and it looked adorable. He was wearing “The Radiant Baby” which you can see to the right. This shirt along with all others can be found on his website.

Keith Haring
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If I saw this shirt on the street, I bet you I would start singing it. Not only that, it would probably be stuck in my head for the rest of the day! Anyone who wears this, will have the power to get the Batman tune stuck in anyone’s head who lays eyes on it. The power of Batman.

Courtesy of redbubble.com

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Now please excuse the blood shot eyes, but I had to make the photo big enough for you to see what it says on the shirt. Yes, I wasn’t lying, it says “I Drink Because I’m Good At It.” Like I said, some of the best money ever spent. All the guys at the cottage were so jealous of my shirt and wanted to wear it. I told them to get their own and that even if they did get their own, they would have to earn the respect to wear the shirt by proving to me they were as good a drinker as I was. So I challenged each of them to a chugging competition. Between me and you, no one was eligible other than me to be wearing this t-shirt. This shirt still lives on today…

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I really like that Symbolika’s tees all have a very similar style that is unique to them. All of their designs seem to be based off of geometric shapes and definitely remind me of middle school math class (just a lot more complex).

They also have an awesome drag and drop shopping cart… which is always cool.

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I love the idea behind this one. If your feet could do the talking then this is probably what it would look like.

This shirt is from Threadless Select.

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I think that randr might actually have a chance selling a few of their branded tees. This one particularly looks really good and is very creative.

This tee is $18 and if you sign up for their mailing list you can get a coupon for $5 off.

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