This shirt is a little more R-rated than children tapping on a glass because this shirt is not implying tapping on glass…

T-shirt courtesy of Snorgtees

What is that expression supposed to mean anyways. ‘I’d tap that’? Obviously the intentions are clear, but does it really make sense? Not really, You don’t really ‘tap’ anything? It’s just a voice of expression on expressing ones sex appeal. Kind of like by saying you would ‘tap’ that you have approval. It’s definitely only the male population that uses that expression thanks god.

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Now I only had two older sisters, no brothers, so I didn’t get pushed or shoved around or anything, it was only verbal abuse. You may think that’s not a big deal, but it is. Verbal abuse can be the worst abuse out there! I used to practice and repeat the saying “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” That line is BS.

So what was I taught then to help me out? Certain things like the shadow game where I”m sure you are all very familiar with. When someone says something to you you repeat exactly what they said back to them.

“Franca get me some water”

“Franca, get me some water”

“Hey, don’t copy me”

“Hey, don’t copy me”

“Stop!”

“Stop!”

“Seriously!!”

“Seriously!!”

And so on…

That is one way to defend yourself however not only are you now the tattle tail but you are the annoying bratty little sister.

One of my favorite lines has to do when someone name calls you.You simply say back to them, “I know you are but what I am.” This one has been around for a while.

“You’re a tattle tail.”

“I know you are but what am I?”

“No – YOU are a tattle tail”

“I know YOU are but what am I?”

This one actually got me rattled up the most. I tried to use it on my sisters thinking i was all cool and finally got them back…Until this happened.

Sister1 – “You are a brat”

Me – “I know you are but what amI?”

Sister1 – “I know you are but what am I?”

Me – ????

What just happened there – this NOT fair.  Mooommmyyyy…..

T-shirt courtesy of funny-tshirts.biz

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T-shirt courtesy of BustedTees

This t-shirt means one thing and one thing only to me. It doesn`t even need to have any writing on the shirt. I can tell right there that this t-shirt belongs to the game of Life. Now I am just going to admit that everyone has played the Game of Life. Who hasn`t? That’s almost like saying you have never played Sorry. Which by the way now that you think about it, wasn’t the most boring game ever?

So back to Life. You have a choice at the beginning of the game. Do you go and get a career? Or take the fast path and skip the career and hope to pick an amazing salary card without the career. I always used to take the career path. It only held you back a couple spaces.

Next, you go for the house. For some reason, I always got the choice between either the best but most expensive house, or the two dirty shacks. You didn’t have to actually live in it but you always still wanted the gorgeous place to live to show off. This was the game of Life! You wanted to live an older and sophisticaed pretend life through a game and got great satisfaction through it.

I hadn’t played Life in a while, and actually took it out a couple months ago to play with my sister. We were both amazed because we remembered this game to take almost the whole day to play. We were finished in about 25 minutes. We thought we had played wrong or didn’t play by the rules but no. I guess things change when you get older and a ‘pretend’ life when you are actually already half way through it isn’t as facinating.

I think I’ll stick to those games like Balderdash now that can never get old nor boring.

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T-shirt courtesy of Threadless

Actually – that’s not true, it can also be good for gin, vodka, lemonade – even water. So I guess the conclusion I just realized I came to is no – I do not feel bad for this lemon. The only thing I feel bad for is the other two who are rushing him to the hospital because what they don’t know is that it’s probably about to happen to them as well.

We are lemon’s version of vampires.

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t-shirt courtesy of bustedtees.com

They speak out to promote safe lunch as well! They are starting their ’safe lunch’ tour in June and will tour around the world teach kids about safe lunch. We were speaking to Mustard earlier and he was telling us that he kept seeing young sandwiches all around the world and wanted to do something about it. When he spoke to Ketchup about it, Ketchup agreed to join in right away, Mayo was a little more hesitant. With both Mustard and Ketchup convincing him though that it was the right thing to do, Mayo was finally on board. Their good friend Pickle helped them out with promoting their safe lunch campaign and will be touring with them for extra support. It’s nice to know condiments are putting themselves out there and doing some good in the world. Thanks Ketchup, Mayo and Mustard – we with you all the best with your tour.

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I can’t stop laughing at this shirt. It is perfect for St. Patties day and I expect to see a few people wearing it!

In the spirit of the holiday it is currently 17% off.

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I really wish I had this jar around. But maybe we could change it from coins to dollar bills? That would be a lot better for me.

This tee is from The Shirt Alert.

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This is probably some of the best looking cake I have ever seen.

It’s really too bad that no one can eat it.

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I seriously hear this from my friends all the time. Actually I think all guys say it to each other all the time.

So I guess we might as well have it on our tees.

This is form ShotDeadInTheHead.

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I’m really liking what Threadless is releasing on their Type Tees site lately. They never put out so many shirts in the past and I think this one is great. I have so many friends that should wear this daily.

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