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A lot of people have ‘bothersoms’. For example, some people have a ‘thing’ about sharing deodorant. That is what I call a bothersome. Well i have many bothersomes, but one of them is sharing soap. If i’m showering, I would like to have my own soap that no one else uses. These days it’s very rare that people use bars of soap, they are more into the luffa’s with shower gel than a bar of soap. Even still, then don’t ever use my loffa. Everyone should use their own. I don’t understand why anyone thinks it natural and alright to share soap. That soap goes in places that no one else does, why would you want to share something like that?

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When people usually use the term ‘my better half’ they are talking about their significant other. I never have understood this. If they are your significant other, they aren’t half of you, the would be ‘my better whole’, because they are a whole other person. I know metaphorically they are talking about them ‘completing’ you but still. You are still one person, and they are a whole other person, therefore, ‘my better whole’.

Then there are always the identical twins. I always thought what it would be like to be an identical twin. I used to think I would like it beacuse you would be such great friends, but really, you don’t need to be an identical twin to be best friends with your siblings, that can happen even if you don’t look the same. In fact, if I had an identical twin, I would probably drive myself crazy having to compare myself all the time. Who looks better, who is wearing a better outfit, who’s hair is nicer tonight, which one of us did our make up better. Wow that was exhausting just even thinking about.

As twins, you wouldn’t necesarily label your twin ‘the better half’ but you would try to blame your mistakes on them. You always see that in tv shows and movies, I wonder if it actualyl has ever worked in real life.

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Then there is this bear right here. Massive big black bear and looks so harmless, just wanting some honey.

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Do bears really adore honey or is that just a myth because of Winnie the Pooh. Clearly they love all sweet stuff but would they really be able to tell the difference between sugar and honey? “Oh yumm…those campers have honey – my fav!”

Do you know what is even more adorable than this shirt? The fact that it comes in baby sizes!!!

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Why don’t you make your life be Happily Ever After. Do what you have to do to be happy. It’s actually not that hard. Some people have life easier than others, but everyone has a shot and a fair chance to deal with what they have to make it a happy life.

Why have Fairy Tales become such a trend? As if it was ‘cool’ to read and tell stories about Fairy Tales but now everyone tries to stay away from them because they aren’t true. Ezpecially the Prince Charming Phase. I just want my Prince Charming and to live happily Ever After. Is that so hard to ask for?

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You can normally tell the cheerleader type people may have been losers in high school. They get excitied about everything as if this is the first time they are doing it. Whoever chants “lets go do fun stuff” you know has never really don fun stuff.

I find that is the case with anything you have to state the obvious. I once had an experience recently where I was at a concert. I was already having a great time, and one of the friends I was with came up and shouted “Let’s have Fun Guys’!!!!!!!!!! What a laugh we had because after he said it he realized that it sounded silly, but you can’t tell someone to have fun, it has to come naturally. Once you tell someone to have fun it’s almost like you don’t want to? Or the moment is ruined because now it’s like you are obeying someones rules.

Sometimes though energy can’t be controlled. Same as what I just described as above, you can’t tell yourself to get hyper and energetic, it comes naturally and when it does, it’s hard to control or hide. I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I would like to introduce to you what I call a ‘hyper burst’.

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There. That is a hyper burst. Sometimes when I am talking to someone on msn, or email, or skype, or however you communicate to one another over a computer, I get so excitied about what we are talking about (whether it be plans for the evening or a weekend coming up) i all of a sudden get so much energy that i don’t know what to do with it. That energy all of a sudden goes straight to my finger tips where I have to let it out so go crazy on my keyboard. It is like my ‘release’. They energy is released out of my fingers onto the keyboard. I feels great! And some hyper bursts are longer than others….you should try it sometime…it works wonders!

There are things people should keep to themselves sometimes, and I think that probably should have been one of them.

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So yes, sarcasm can be a bad thing. It can also be a very good thing. Sarcasm lets people vent and rant and be really mean but pretending to be mean when there actually are some elements of truth behind it.

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When someone is really annoying and you can’t flat out say you are really annoying? Hooray for sarcasm.

When you dislike someone and can’t tell them you dislike someone? Hooray for Sarcasm.

When you don’t like someone’s outfit and you think they look hideous? Hooray for Sarcasm.

When you really don’t want to do something but don’t want to hurt someone’s feeling? Hooray for Sarcasm.

When you don’t like your work or what you do for work? Hooray for Sarcasm.

Sarcasm can get you into trouble however if you use it wisely, it can also get you out of a lot of trouble because you can use it as an outlet.

Choose sarcasm wisely, and don’t over do it because then you have just taken it for granted and your personal sarcasm will forever be over looked forever.

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So you have the drivers that drive in the fast lane but are not going fast enough to pass other people. They have no one in front of them yet still are in the fast lane twiddling their thumbs. Then you have the people who can’t stay in a straight line in their lane. They are too far to the left or too far to the right however not trying to change lanes. Lately, the thing that really bothers and frustrates me are people who do not indicate. Indicating is not optional folks. Even if you are changing lanes and don’t think anyone is in the lane beside you, you still have to indicate. That’s the whole point! You are indicating to those around you that you are changing lanes. It makes me so angry that I want to keep a sign in my car that says in big letters INDICATE and hold it up to the window when i drive by them.

The thing about bad drivers is that I just can’t let them get away with it. If they are a bad driver and have done something to piss me off, I can’t let them get away with it. I make it my mission to clearly let them know that they have done something wrong. Ok this is making me sound like an agressive driver, and a b*tch. I’m really not, it’s just the road is somewhere where you should not mess around. Not just for your sake, but for everyone around you.

Honk if you’re about to run me over? If someone is crossing the street when they shouldn’t be..believe you me, I’m honking and I’m making you aware of it.

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Well times have certainly changed now anyways. It’s not about tv or movies so much, it’s about being connected. The internet. What in gods name do we do if the internet is down? We would be forced to go outside not by our parents anymore but by the internet! Remove yourself from the dark cave of your room and the screen glare into the glare of the sun.

It’s actually amazing at the behavior once you know internet is down or slow. We are used to it being so available and living with it that once it’s not there we think it’s the end of the world and go crazy. You guys do realize that there was a time when internet didn’t exist right? Well what did we do then?

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