Cyber Nanny’s Toilet Nanny
By John,
Guest Blogger
Editor : Hey ! We’ve been having quite a lot of new toilet gadgets around here. There’s that Toiletiquette Toilet Seat Reminders last week.. and I hope they come out with a Jessica Alba voice version
Its was kinda funny that the Cyber Nanny says that guys need a “nanny” to “train” on how to aim correctly and put down the toilet seat after use. The Cyber Nanny even have their “own research” that shows a number of man’s bad living habit such as don’t do homework (honey, we got a maid to do it!), hog TV controls (Oh, dear. I am tuning for your favorite channel!), and gaseous emission (Hmm… you too but I’m just a bit “louder”). The highest rank goes to mis-aiming at the toilet bowl and leaving the toilet seat up after use.
The Toilet nanny may be a good trainer, but guys may want to flush before the annoying “reminder” sounds out loud!
The Toilet Nanny may help restore order in your house. Just simply attach the device under the seat and when a man approaches and flips the seat up, the toilet nanny will politely say “Excuse me sir – Please try to urinate IN the toilet, NOT on the floor, and PUT THE SEAT DOWN when you are finished. Thank you.” (in a proper british accent, of course).
I”ve been looking for a replacement for this product for some time.. Any suggestions on where I can locate one. Ours has been a godsend and it’s over 6 years old and the inside wiring is completely corroded…. Please let me know..
Thank you in advance…
ED