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		<title>So Who Thought the iPhone Would Fail?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rico Mossesgeld</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To err is human. But for those who predicted the iPhone would fail before its launch three years ago, hindsight makes these critics&#8217; errors look even more spectacular. A choice collection of so-called iPhone deathwatch quotes follows, with highlights collected by CNN Money from APPL Investors:

“We’ve learned and struggled for a few years here figuring out how to make a decent phone. PC guys are not going to just figure this out. They’re not going to just walk in.” Palm CEO Ed Colligan, commenting on then-rumored Apple iPhone, 16 Nov 2006
“Apple is slated to come out with a new phone… [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/thegadgetblog">The Gadget Blog</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To err is human. But for those who predicted the iPhone would fail before its launch three years ago, hindsight makes these critics&#8217; errors look even more spectacular. A choice collection of so-called iPhone deathwatch quotes follows, with highlights collected by <a href="http://brainstormtech.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2009/12/01/the-great-iphone-death-watch/">CNN Money</a> from <a href="http://aaplinvestors.net/stats/iphone/iphonedeathwatch/">APPL Investors</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/thegadgetblog/files/2009/12/iphone-v1-just-say-no.jpg"><img src="http://www.everyjoe.com/thegadgetblog/files/2009/12/iphone-v1-just-say-no.jpg" alt="iphone-v1-just-say-no" width="341" height="355" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6077" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>“We’ve learned and struggled for a few years here figuring out how to make a decent phone. PC guys are not going to just figure this out. They’re not going to just walk in.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.palminfocenter.com/news/9110/colligan-laughs-off-iphone-competition/" target="new">Palm CEO Ed Colligan, commenting on then-rumored Apple iPhone, 16 Nov 2006</a></p>
<p>“Apple is slated to come out with a new phone… And it will largely fail.&#8221; <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://news.cnet.com/The-Apple-phone-flop/2010-1041_3-6141607.html" target="new">Michael Kanellos, CNET, 7 December 2006</a></p>
<p>&#8220;The only question remaining is if, when the iPod phone fails, it will take the iPod with it.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/23/iphone_will_fail/" target="new">Bill Ray, The Register, 26 December 2006</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Apple will likely have a tough time convincing application vendors to build specialized clients for the iPhone until the volumes are there, and the volumes could be limited by the lack of third-party applications – a Catch 22.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9007753/Will_anyone_answer_when_Apple_iPhones_home_" target="new">Jack Gold, J. Gold Associates, 10 January 2007</a></p>
<p>“The iPhone is nothing more than a luxury bauble that will appeal to a few gadget freaks.&#8221; <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&amp;sid=aRelVKWbMAv0&amp;refer=home" target="new">Matthew Lynn, Bloomberg, 15 January 2007</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Five hundred dollars? Fully subsidized, with a plan? It is the most expensive phone in the world and it doesn’t appeal to business customers because it doesn’t have a keyboard which makes it not a very good email machine… So, I, I kinda look at that and I say, well, I like our strategy. I like it a lot.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=167100574" target="new">Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO, 17 January 2007</a></p>
<p>I am not sure how it will stand against Sprint’s Wimax (when it successfully launches) and its phones, which I am looking forward much more than over-hyped Apple iPhone.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://blogs.indews.com/financial_analysis/apple_financial_analysis.php" target="new">Bhaskar Chitraju, Indews Broadcast, 18 January 2007</a></p>
<p>&#8220;iPhone may well become Apple’s next Newton.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://blogs.computerworld.com/node/5066" target="new">David Haskin, Computerworld, 26 February 2007</a></p>
<p>“Apple should pull the plug on the iPhone… What Apple risks here is its reputation as a hot company that can do no wrong. If it’s smart it will call the iPhone a ‘reference design’ and pass it to some suckers to build with someone else’s marketing budget. Then it can wash its hands of any marketplace failures… Otherwise I’d advise people to cover their eyes. You are not going to like what you’ll see.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/apple-should-pull-plug-iphone/story.aspx?guid=%7B3289E5E2-E67C-4395-8A8E-B94C1B480D4A%7D" target="new">John C. Dvorak, 28 March 2007</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Let&#8217;s take a break, and a trip down memory lane, back to January 9, 2007:</p>
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<blockquote><p>“There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance. It’s a $500 subsidized item. They may make a lot of money. But if you actually take a look at the 1.3 billion phones that get sold, I’d prefer to have our software in 60% or 70% or 80% of them, than I would to have 2% or 3%, which is what Apple might get.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/management/2007-04-29-ballmer-ceo-forum-usat_N.htm" target="new">Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO, 30 April 2007</a></p>
<p>“How do they deal with us?” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.cio.com/article/108601/Motorola_CEO_Zander_We_rsquo_re_Ready_to_Take_on_Apple_rsquo_s_iPhone" target="new">Ed Zander, Motorola CEO/Chairman 10 May 2007</a></p>
<p>“Apple begins selling its revolutionary iPhone this summer and it will mark the end of the string of hits for the company.” <a href="//seekingalpha.com/article/35621-the-iphone-apple-s-first-flop" target="_blank">Todd Sullivan, Seeking Alpha, 15 May 2007</a></p>
<p>&#8220;What does the iPhone offer that other cell phones do not already offer, or will offer soon? The answer is not very much… Apple’s stated goal of selling 10 million iPhones by the end of 2008 seems ambitious.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.popmatters.com/pm/article/41455/apples-hype-phone/" target="new">Laura Goldman, LSG Capital, 21 May 2007</a></p>
<p>“We Predict the iPhone will bomb. Which means that when the iPhone comes, Digg will likely be full of horror stories from the poor saps who camped out at their local AT&amp;T store, only to find their purchase was buggier than a camp cabin.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/06/07/the-futurist-we-predict-the-iphone-will-bomb/" target="new">Seth Porges, The Futurist, 7 June 2007</a></p>
<p>“The forthcoming (June 29) release of the Apple iPhone is going to be a bigger marketing flop than Ishtar and Waterworld combined. Because its designers forgot Platt’s First, Last, and Only Law of User Experience Design (“Know Thy User, for He Is Not Thee”), that product is going to crash in flames. Sell your Apple stock now, while the hype’s still hot. You heard it here first.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://suckbusters2.blogspot.com/2007/06/apple-iphone-debut-to-flop-product-to.html" target="new">David S. Platt, Suckbusters!, 21 June 2007</a></p>
<p>“God himself could not design a device that could live up to all the hype that the iPhone has gotten.” <a rel="external nofollow" href="http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/daily-brief/2007/06/25/brace-for-more-ihype" target="new">Harvard computer science professor David Platt, 25 June 2007</a></p></blockquote>
<p>I guess it pays to make professional-sounding predictions. Those prophesies embellished with colorful metaphors made me cringe even more. Again, to be fair, this is all about hindsight, and the smugness it confers. Also, I can&#8217;t imagine Steve Ballmer cheering Apple on anyway—nor Palm actively trying to <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/thegadgetblog/no-surprise-apple-disables-pre-itunes-sync/">make the Pre work with Apple&#8217;s iTunes</a>.</p>
<p>See Also: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/thegadgetblog/the-ipod-dealt-with-a-lot-of-hate-during-its-debut/">The iPod Dealt With a Lot of Hate During It’s Debut</a></p>
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		<title>Paul Graham: It Was too Easy for Segway</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rico Mossesgeld</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So why hasn&#8217;t the Segway taken off? Why hasn&#8217;t it delivered its promise of providing personal transportation for everyone? Paul Graham thinks he has the answer: it makes things look too easy:
The reason you look like a dork riding a Segway is that you look smug. You don&#8217;t seem to be working hard enough.
Someone riding a motorcycle isn&#8217;t working any harder. But because he&#8217;s sitting astride it, he seems to be making an effort. When you&#8217;re riding a Segway you&#8217;re just standing there. And someone who&#8217;s being whisked along while seeming to do no work—someone in a sedan chair, for [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/thegadgetblog">The Gadget Blog</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So why hasn&#8217;t the Segway taken off? Why hasn&#8217;t it delivered its promise of providing personal transportation for everyone? Paul Graham thinks he has the answer: it makes things look too easy:</p>
<blockquote><p>The reason you look like a dork riding a Segway is that you look smug. You don&#8217;t seem to be working hard enough.</p>
<p>Someone riding a motorcycle isn&#8217;t working any harder. But because he&#8217;s sitting astride it, he seems to be making an effort. When you&#8217;re riding a Segway you&#8217;re just standing there. And someone who&#8217;s being whisked along while seeming to do no work—someone in a sedan chair, for example—can&#8217;t help but look smug.</p></blockquote>
<p>Here&#8217;s an example: look at the video below, and tell me you almost don&#8217;t feel <em>satisfied</em> about the unfortunate operator planting her face:</p>
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<p>Graham also goes on to say that if Segway (the company) had some difficulties getting off the ground, they would&#8217;ve come up with a better product. As Segway had an easy time raising money, they weren&#8217;t able to benefit from customer feedback.</p>
<p>With limited funds, Segway would&#8217;ve been forced to pay attention to what people were saying about their product, and make the necessary adjustments. Without lots of cash to burn, they would&#8217;ve soon gone out of business if they went full steam ahead with their current, totally uncool, wheel-platform-and-a-stick configuration.</p>
<p>Ironically, if Graham is right, this would be a case where throwing lots of money at a problem actually kept a project from achieving its objectives. Retaining its high price tag and slowly growing reputation for dorkiness, the goal of personally affordable transporation seems so far away for the Segway. The cash, a representation of the belief people had in the Segway&#8217;s vision, kept it from attaining <em>critical mass</em> and ultimately its primary goal.</p>
<p><a href="http://paulgraham.com/segway.html">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Lenovo Laptop Ad Fails Attempt at Viral Campiness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rico Mossesgeld</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crave is right on the money: if your laptop already has two screens and jaw-dropping specs, what&#8217;s the point of being really really corny?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10147456-1.html?part=rss&#038;tag=feed&#038;subj=Crave">Crave</a> is right on the money: if your laptop already has <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/thegadgetblog/2008/12/22/lenovo-thinkpad-w700ds-is-perhaps-first-laptop-with-built-in-second-display-and-color-calibrator/">two screens and jaw-dropping specs</a>, what&#8217;s the point of being really really corny?</p>
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		<title>RAM Upgrade FAIL</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rico Mossesgeld</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey kids, can you guess what&#8217;s wrong with this picture?

That&#8217;s right! Trying to upgrade a laptop&#8217;s SODIMM memory with larger DIMM chips equals FAIL.
How do you avoid this mistake? Make sure to get the RAM—specs-, speed-, and size-wise—that fits your computer. If you&#8217;re not entirely sure what to do, ask a techie-friend or Google for advice.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey kids, can you guess what&#8217;s wrong with this picture?</p>
<p><img src='http://www.everyjoe.com/thegadgetblog/files/2008/09/wrong-ram.jpg' alt='wrong-ram.jpg' style='margin-left:0;' /></p>
<p>That&#8217;s right! Trying to upgrade a laptop&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SODIMM">SODIMM</a> memory with larger <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DIMM">DIMM</a> chips equals FAIL.</p>
<p>How do you avoid this mistake? Make sure to get the RAM—specs-, speed-, and size-wise—that fits your computer. If you&#8217;re not entirely sure what to do, ask a techie-friend or Google for advice.</p>
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