Why Pencil Sharpeners and Animals Should Never Mix
March 15, 2009 by Rico Mossesgeld
Filed under Household
I think it’s really hard to package pencil sharpeners in any organic form. Positioning the hole on the side calls for a hefty animal, while mimicking nature—placing the holes where they naturally occur—is just asking for it. Case in point: the Sharp-End Pencil Sharpener:

Dog variant available to those who read more.

According to geardiary.com, these artificial animals meow and bark (respectively) while sharpening your pencil. Let the sexual innuendos commence!
















