Have you seen some of the Onion Sports Network clips floating around YouTube and other video outlets? They are absolutely hilarious. For those of you unfamiliar, The Onion delivers the snarky, false side of news and does it in a way that makes you go “waa?” and then “hahaha.” They have a series of video clips that deal with sports stories, like this one:
In a press release, Comedy Central announced that it has worked out a deal for The Onion to do a scripted comedy series that will “take on the whole universe of modern sports — …read more

After the Yankees won the World Series, Alex Rodriguez partied it up with his girlfriend Kate Hudson and some of his teammates, including Derek Jeter. They all went to 1OAK and partied until late into the night. People says A-Rod even got up and showed off his singing ability, warbling “We Are the Champions.” (Wouldn’t you have loved to have seen that?)

Also at the party was Kate Hudson’s stepfather Kurt Russell. People there said Kate and A-Rod were “affectionate with each other,” and after Kate left Kurt Russell stayed behind and bonded.
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I have a theory that involves ex’s. Namely? They should be quiet. Once they break up with you, they should never be allowed to talk to (or about) you again. But that’s just me.

One way this theory would work out well is with famous people. An ex of someone famous always seems to blab about things that the other person just doesn’t want people to know. Case in point? Khloe Kardashian and her ex NBA basketball boyfriend Rashad McCants. In an episode of Khloe’s reality show “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami,” the …read more

It’s funny the plethora of things that get reported on about Brett Favre. The latest is from TwinCities.com who says that Favre is “so focused on winning games this season that the Vikings QB has respectfully declined guest appearances on the Jay Leno and David Letterman TV shows.”

Shrug. Didn’t he always do this? I don’t remember him making the late night appearances when he played with the Packers during the regular season ever. I did see him once in a while on the boob tube in the off-season, like this particular appearance after his very first …read more

There’s a lot of division amongst Packer fans right now, and it’s all thanks to the poor way Brett Favre’s retirement was handled from Packer management and the man himself. As soon as there was a rumor Favre might play for the Vikings, I circled the date the Packers would play the Vikings in Lambeau on the calendar. I knew it was going to be a big one.

The Packers, in the three weeks leading up to this match up played the Lions and Browns and got themselves feeling very confident. Overconfident. So it was a definite …read more

We told you about Tony Romo calling up his ex Jessica Simpson when her little dog daisy got snatched by a coyote, but apparently that call meant quite a bit more to Simpson than it did to Romo. The National Enquirer reports that when Romo called Simpson to offer her his condolences, she asked him if she could call him again sometime. He said, “sure” and she’s gone gonzo with the phone calls ever since. If she can’t get a hold of him, she calls one of his teammates to see where he is.

Now, we’ve heard before …read more

We told you about the hot dog that Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez munched during the game this weekend, and now you can get one free just because he did! If you attended the game, Hebrew National will give you a free package of Hebrew National Beef Franks. Not only that, but the company will dole out free hot dogs the next time some quarterback eats a hot dog during a game.

According to a press release, here are the terms:
Hebrew National Coupon Promotion Terms and Conditions
ATTEND: the next professional U.S. football game where a uniformed player is …read more

I’m always a little apprehensive when a celebrity reveals a secret right before they have a book coming out. So it was with a grain of salt that I absorbed the information that Andre Agassi had used crystal meth once upon a time. He says in a new memoir that he started in the 90s and used it frequently.

His new book, called Open, goes into more details. People reports that the book talks of “his descent into drug use, as well as his hair loss, his troubled marriage to Brooke Shields and the love he eventually found …read more

There’s a question as to the status of their marriage (namely, did it really happen or are they still working on the prenup?), but that’s not stopping reality star Khloe Kardashian and the Lakers Lamar Odom from finding new ways to declare their love for each other. The two have gotten matching tattoos of each other’s initials. (There’s a great picture on Radar Online that shows a close up.)

The tattoos are meant to show the two sets of initials together when they hold hands. Apparently this idea came about very last minute. Khloe let fans know …read more

When it comes to quarterbacks eating on the sidelines, I could maybe see Jay Cutler munching on a snack, since he’s a Type 1 diabetic. After all, if Cutler’s blood sugar gets too low, he could be in serious danger. However, how about Mark Sanchez munching on hot dog before the end of the game?
Here’s a video:
Sanchez thought he was being discreet when he stuffed an entire hot dog in his mouth on Sunday, but you know how it is with TV cameras. Besides that, when you’re ahead by almost 40 points, the announcers have to do …read more