A Seattle man claiming to be a ninja attempted to jump over a 4-5 foot metal fence and didn’t quite make it over, impaling himself. The man is now in intensive care in serious condition.
I’m thinking that if you actually believe that you are a ninja, you should start small and practice jumping over a milk crate or something before moving on to a tall, sharp, metal fence.
The police were looking for an assault victim when they heard the man screaming and found him injured, impaled on the fence. They suspect that he was actually involved in the assault and …read more

Does anyone else remember these aerobics competitions?
I used to watch them all the time and I haven’t seen them in years.  Whatever network used to carry them, please bring them back!
What’s not to love?  Do you think Troy, Andre and Jeffery from the 1987 Dance Aerobics Championship are looking for a fourth member?  I’m nowhere near as bendy as these three beauties but I’ve got the spandex and the Farrah hair.  I’ll just need some time to grow out my pornstache, though.
The eighties are back with a vengeance and I’m really hoping that also means more dance aerobics!  Bring it …read more

The creators of Funny or Die have done it again and struck comedic gold!  EveryJoe is a big fan and we have featured their videos before.
This time their target is none other than king douche bag, Jon Gosselin.  Can you blame them, really?  Making fun of him is like throwing fish in a barrel.
Here is his new web series about him and his car.  And him living in his car.
This is what is known as foreshadowing to all you kiddies out there.  It’s really just a matter of time before he’s sleeping in his car in his Ed Hardy pajamas, …read more

If yesterday’s video of the day didn’t have you shaking with laughter and cringing with embarrassment, then try this one on for size.
Today’s video is a spoof of the hilarious Mad TV sketch of the world’s loneliest homeboy hitting on an unsuspecting female, with a Twilight twist.  I find everything about Twilight pretty hilarious and embarrassingly bad, so I couldn’t resist featuring this video.
Maybe if Edward Cullen spoke like this I wouldn’t have copped a snooze in the theatre.
Enjoy!

This video is actually pretty old, but it has not lost its edge!
It comes courtesy of Mad TV, back when it was actually funny and showcases the quintessential desperate loser using his best moves on a poor unsuspecting girl.
This video might be a little more for the ladies (my girlfriends and I often mock hit on each other using his most classic lines) but can also serve to be very important lesson to men out there who think that talking to women like this will actually get them a number.  Or laid.  Not gonna happen.
Feast your eyes on the funniest, …read more

Seriously, who wants to go to court this badly?
On Friday at 3am, North Carolina man Herbert Bristol was so eager to make it to his court date that he drove his car through the courthouse. Appearing for, you guessed it, drunk driving charges, Bristol drove his car through the building then calmly got out, cigarette in hand.
Word to the wise, Herb.  Don’t show up to your DUI court date drunk.  That’s usually frowned upon.
Take a look at the video below.  For EveryJoe’s other favorite video picks, click here.

What is with celebrities and Lady Gaga?
First Christopher Walken had a take on her, now Eric Cartman?  It seems everyone wants a piece of the Lady Gaga pie… or cannoli.  Am I the only person left in the world who is not a fan?
But now that South Park has come around and jumped on top of her disco stick, so maybe it’s time I reconsidered my position on this girl.  Er… person.  But, come on.  Anyone who dresses like this should not be taken seriously!  I  know I’m right!
Click here to listen to a track of Eric Cartman singing Lady …read more

Maybe I’m a little in noticing this, but is it just me or does everyone get wet at the end of music videos?
Is it written into contracts?  Must be able to gyrate while soaking wet.  I think it may be a requirement to get a record deal, nowadays.  Check here if you have a six pack.  Check here if we can hose you down and expose said six pack in wet white t-shirt.
It’s probably just a matter of time before American Idol adds an “Idol does wet t-shirt contest.”  In which case I’ll have to agree with Simon Cowell ahead …read more

I was creeping around YouTube and I found this video.
Is this for real?
This is probably the most awkward thing I have ever seen in my life, yet so funny and so entertaining that I cannot turn away.
Is this girl a real singer or a comedian?  Does anybody know?  Please tell me!

I’m a chick.  I have no desire to blow things up or launch things through the air.  Well, when I was a kid I did.  But, I’ve grown out of that phase and I fully understand that not everyone has.
Enter, Aquapod.  Do you and your buddies enjoy blowing things up?  Did I even need to ask that?
Powered by water, this toy sends water bottles soaring to heights as high as 100 feet, much to the delight of your giddy children, or super drunk friends.  Manufactures for Aquapod, Great American Projects,  assert that they create and supply educational toys for children …read more