Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris could probably kick your rear twice today and three times on Sunday, so watch out. There’s lots of great facts like this on the Chuck Norris Facts site, such as:
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. (okay, this one is getting out of hand.)
And if that weren’t enough, Chuck Norris even apparently has had a hand in designing some of the new fun Internet tools and sites that we’re all enjoying; here are some Chuck Norris Web 2.0 Facts:
- Chuck Norris was refused an investment by a VC. Once.
- Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t validate. All standards are required to conform to his content.
