Emoticons Are So Passe
May 13, 2008 by Jason Bean
Filed under Humor, Social Networking
If you’ve been around the Internet and Tubes for long you probably recognize emoticons when you see them. 
I use one in my design and communications company ” =) Bnpositive Design”. But they’re getting so old now don’t you think?
Let’s move to a new way to describe, not your emotions, but your fellow social media fiends friends. I received this from a friend via e-mail and thought I’d share.
You’ll have to excuse these, but they’re funny.
Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’
| (_!_) | a regular ass |
| (__!__) | a fat ass |
| (!) | a tight ass |
| (_*_) | a sore ass |
| {_!_} | a flabby ass |
| (_o_) | an ass that’s been around |
| (_x_) | kiss my ass |
| (_X_) | leave my ass alone |
| (_zzz_) | a tired ass |
| (_E=mc2_) | a smart ass |
| (_$_) | money coming out of his ass |
| (_?_) | dumb ass |
