Even Google Is Afraid of Chuck Norris
March 31, 2008 by Jason Bean
Filed under Celebrities, Humor, Science & Technology
Google isn’t the most powerful player in town. They’re afraid of someone. They have to look over their shoulder. But who is it? Microsoft? Nope! Yahoo! Nope. The government? No again.
It’s Chuck Norris! They don’t even search for him anymore because they know he’s always there anyway, right behind them. Always waiting. Always watching.
Don’t believe me? Just enter “find Chuck Norris” in Google and select “I’m Feeling Lucky”

















oh dear…
Oh man! Google took that page down from the top spot.
That is just weird! Who made that webpage? It says it has no affiliates with Google so how’d they do it? Funny though – Run, before he finds you
You need to “fix” this so it’s right after you hit “I’m feeling lucky”. It would be SO much better!!!
later dude!
This is so true. I believe it.
This is so true. Chuck Norrise could kick anyones butt.