Meet a Loser? - Try RejectionHotline.com
March 28, 2008 by Jason Bean
Filed under Humor, Social Networking
I never was much into the bar scene of meeting and dating people, but if I had been hopefully I wouldn’t have been the type of guy that would have necessitated having the Rejection Hotline service used on me.
The dating scene is full of people who can’t take a hint or can’t take “no” for an answer (and many who apparently can’t take showers, can’t brush their teeth, or can’t seem to go out in social settings without awkwardly embarrassing themselves).
The Rejection Hotline exists as a simple alternative to uncomfortable situations and it is a public service to both the rejector and to the rejectee!
Has anyone out there used Rejection Hotline or something similar? Did it work? How bad of a loser was the guy/gal?
If you think that one is funny, the same guys (RejectionHotline.com) have A TON more Humor Hotlines:
Other Humor Hotlines From RejectionHotline.com:
The Original Rejection Hotline: 212-660-2245
It Could Always Suck More: 215-475-5061
Bad Breath Notification Number: 401-992-4045
The One-Night-Stand Hotline: 409-225-9050
Call to Santa Claus: 413-497-0043
Groundhog Day Hotline: 413-497-0035
Valentine’s Day is Evil: 781-452-2070
The Easter Bunny’s Cell Phone: 401-992-4039
“Happy Mother’s Day” Hotline: 240-258-4003
Call The Tooth Fairy: 202-629-9233
Call For Luck: 973-409-3260
The Breakup Butler : 951-246-5131
The Breakup Bitch: 218-213-9038
(many, Many, MANY MORE at http://www.RejectionHotline.com!)