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		<title>Emoticons Are So Passe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 03:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been around the Internet and Tubes for long you probably recognize emoticons when you see them.  
I use one in my design and communications company &#8221; =) Bnpositive Design&#8221;. But they&#8217;re getting so old now don&#8217;t you think?
Let&#8217;s move to a new way to describe, not your emotions, but your fellow social media fiends friends. I received this from a friend via e-mail and thought I&#8217;d share.
You&#8217;ll have to excuse these, but they&#8217;re funny.

Well, how about some &#8216;ASSICONS?&#8217;



(_!_) 
a regular ass 


(__!__)
a fat ass


(!)
a tight ass


(_*_)
a sore ass


{_!_}
a flabby ass


(_o_)
an ass that&#8217;s been around


(_x_)
kiss my ass


(_X_)
leave my [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/uncovertheinternet">Uncover the Internet</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;ve been around the Internet and Tubes for long you probably recognize emoticons when you see them. <img src='http://www.everyjoe.com/uncovertheinternet/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I use one in my design and communications company &#8221; =) Bnpositive Design&#8221;. But they&#8217;re getting so old now don&#8217;t you think?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s move to a new way to describe, not your emotions, but your fellow social media <strike>fiends</strike> friends. I received this from a friend via e-mail and thought I&#8217;d share.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll have to excuse these, but they&#8217;re funny.</p>
<p><span id="more-1182"></span></p>
<p>Well, how about some &#8216;ASSICONS?&#8217;</p>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="94">(_!_) </td>
<td valign="top" width="301">a regular ass </td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="97">(__!__)</td>
<td valign="top" width="299">a fat ass</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="99">(!)</td>
<td valign="top" width="297">a tight ass</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="101">(_*_)</td>
<td valign="top" width="295">a sore ass</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="103">{_!_}</td>
<td valign="top" width="294">a flabby ass</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="104">(_o_)</td>
<td valign="top" width="293">an ass that&#8217;s been around</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="105">(_x_)</td>
<td valign="top" width="292">kiss my ass</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="106">(_X_)</td>
<td valign="top" width="291">leave my ass alone</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="107">(_zzz_)</td>
<td valign="top" width="290">a tired ass</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="108">(_E=mc2_)</td>
<td valign="top" width="290">a smart ass</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="108">(_$_)</td>
<td valign="top" width="290">money coming out of his ass</td>
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<td valign="top" align="middle" width="108">(_?_)</td>
<td valign="top" width="290">dumb ass</td>
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