Saurfang Facts

I don’t know if I’ve been living under a proverbial rock the past few years or what but for some reason I never really knew about Saurfang Facts. A guild mate introduced it to me a few days ago and I’ve been laughing my ass off.

For those aren’t familiar with what Saurfang facts are, they’re basically very similar to the Chuck Norris jokes that have been going around the net for a while now in reference to how powerful he is, but this time applied to our lovable Orc hero High Overlord Saurfang. The nice thing about a lot of those Saurfang facts is that they make use of a lot of reference to our WoW lore so it makes them even funnier and more unique. With the prominent role of Saurfang in the current Wrath of the Lich King expansion, these facts seem to make a timely source of laughter.

I would just like to share some of my favorite Saurfang facts below. To see more you can check out the Saurfang facts page in Wowwiki.com.

Saurfang does not use Mortal Strike because there is nothing ‘mortal’ about Saurfang

Saurfang’s cleave is his auto attack

High Overlord Saurfang can move when Shade of Aran casts Flame Wreath. Unfortunately, Shade doesn’t last long enough to cast it, we just have to take Saurfang’s word on this.

High Overlord Saurfang always has a full Rage bar, because he is permanently pissed.

High Overlord Saurfang considers “Two-Hand” to just be a suggestion for his weapon, not a requirement.

Before Saurfang cleaved him, he used to be known as Cookie McAwesomelyStrongSauce.