“Sorority Row” Out Tomorrow

September 10, 2009 by Jeanne Dupuis  
Filed under Movies

Sorority Row comes out in theaters tomorrow and, as the name suggests, the film follows a group of young women who belong to a college sorority.  Life seems golden for them after graduation until things go horribly wrong.


image: Summit Entertainment

When one of the sorority sisters reveals that her boyfriend cheated on her, the girls decide that he needs to be taught a lesson.  First mistake!  If you want to confront or humiliate someone who has wronged you, please don’t plan as a group.  There’s just too much room for failure and trouble.

The geniuses decide to set up a hidden web cam in a dorm room to watch him making out with a girl who begins convulsing and “dies.”  The sorority sisters agree to help him dispose of the body, secretly giggling about how dumb he is.  When they get to the “burial” site, one girl asks if they are just going to dump the body or if they are going to chop her up in little pieces.  Deciding on the latter, they spread out and look for rocks to use and this is where (predictably) things go downhill.  The guy finds a tire iron and jams it into the “dead” girl’s stomach.  Guess what?  She really ends up dead!

The rest of the plot looks like it LARGELY borrows from I Know What You Did Last Summer so, if you can stand the predictability, you might enjoy this mindless horror flick.  I’ll check it out for sure – on DVD.

Oh by the way, while you’re watching the trailer keep an eye out for Audrina Patridge of The Hills as well as Rumer Willis (pictured above in the red vest and in the trailer with big glasses), the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.

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