Dear Star Wars Fans

Dear Star Wars Fans

Dear Star Wars Fans: Don’t worry. This contains no spoilers. This is simply an ode – a nod – to those who covet the journey to a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. There are many … More »

Dear Obama Fans: Don't Be Mad at the Trumpies

Dear Obama Fans: Don’t Be Mad at the Trumpies

Dear Obama Fans: A liberal friend recently said to me, “I cannot understand the Donald Trump thing at all. How can people keep supporting him? It’s like nothing sticks to him!” He isn’t alone in his confusion. My social media … More »

Dear Leftist Media: Your PC Culture is Killing Us

Dear Leftist Media: Your PC Culture is Killing Us

Dear Leftists, Your PC culture is killing us. You are deliberately asking us to ignore our instincts, our fear, our fight or flight responses in the name of “tolerance” – as if unrestricted tolerance is some kind moral high ground, … More »

Dear Taye Diggs

Dear Taye Diggs

Dear Taye Diggs: I saw what you said the other day about your son and biracial children. A few people have asked me about it, so I thought I’d give my response in the form of a letter toward you. … More »

Je Suis Paris? I Hope Not

Je Suis Paris? I Hope Not

As I get older I am more and more loathe to divide people up into categories – left and right, conservative and liberal, Cubs fans or White Sox fans – but those categories have their place sometimes and right now, … More »

Dear Mr. Arnold (from The Wonder Years)

Dear Mr. Arnold (from The Wonder Years)

Dear Mr. Arnold (from The Wonder Years): When I was a kid growing up, I used to watch shows and movies about the protest movements of the ‘60s. I would consistently see the parents portrayed as uptight, stodgy, inflexible and … More »

Dear Democrats

Dear Democrats

These are strange times. One of the most accomplished male athletes in history was just named Woman of the Year by Glamour magazine. A president who ran on extracting our troops once and for all from the Middle East… More »

Dear Trick-or-Treaters

Dear Trick-or-Treaters

Dear Trick-or-treaters: This weekend, you will don your scary apparel and head out into the night with parents in tow and bags in hand. Some of you have been planning your costume for weeks and can’t wait to show off … More »

Dear Glamour Magazine

Dear Glamour Magazine

I heard you’ve named Caitlyn Jenner as your “Woman of the Year.” Ummmmm… Are you kidding me? No, seriously. Are you pulling my leg? Is this some kind of Halloween prank? Did I wake up in the Twilight Zone? More »