Let us thank YouTube, because not all of us have enough money to foot the electric bill for 54,000+ lights:
Merry Christmas dear readers!
If you’re reading this post, set for publication after 6pm on December 24, 2008, then I have all the right in the world to ask what are you doing online?!
Where I come from, we party on Christmas Eve. Even those who’ve got work during the day disconnect from everything else, and clear the night for a night of alcohol, debauchery, and gift-giving!
So I suggest you do the same now. Stop straining your eyes, stop staying on top of what’s happening on the internets. Stand up and leave the computer (you are of course, welcome to download torrents, since they don’t need your direct supervision anyway). Give yourself a break now, especially since you’ve probably got no work tomorrow. Enjoy your Christmas Eve!